Score: 4

"Mediocre"

submission: Final Fantasy: Job Losses

date: August 16, 2009

The mishmash of visual and audio assets further diminish a weak script. However, even with better writing, I could see this premise fueling only a marginally better movie.

On a positive note, the production itself appears clean.

Score: 9

"So glad I didn't see it"

submission: TF: Revenge of the Lolin'

date: July 26, 2009

Between this and the reviews, I'm so happy I haven't seen Transformers 2. . .

Excellently paced, written, and polished. Good job, Kirb.

Score: 5

"A missed opportunity."

submission: Spongebob Sickpants

date: March 14, 2009

I see what's going on here: sick, twisted gross-out humor, much like the Garbage Pail Kids. Unfortunately, many of the set-ups lack a certain something to make each punchline special in its own right. About halfway through, it all became very predictable. (Drug addict Sandy is a notable exception, however her potential was unexplored.) Also, the pacing seemed too slow. The source material is clever and bouncy. This should have been crazy and spastic.

Overall, the movie needed better story-boarding/scripting and tighter delivery.